Today's conversation brought to you by Sam's and my 25 minute commute.
Sam: Mommy, did you ever seen a blue Spongebob?
Me: No buddy, I haven't ever seen a blue Spongebob. I'm not sure he's blue. What color is he really?
Sam: He's (whispers) yellow. (Screams) NO, NO, HE'S REDGE.
Me: Orange?
Sam: No mommy, redge. If he was orange, he was Patrick. Redge.
Me: Oh that's right, Patrick is an orange starfish isn't he?
Sam: Yea (loooooonnnnnggggg pause) why?
Me: Why what?
Sam: Why is he a starfish?
Me: Because it's written in his DNA that he's a starfish.
Sam: Oh yea, his DNA. Mommy, you're a starfish. If you were a starfish, you would be called Patrick.
And you like to eat balls......................
Crickets: (Chirping)
Me: (Giggling)
Sam: (Slowly turning to look out window)
AAANNNNNDDDDD scene.
P.S. I'm still kind of pissed I never found out what part of the color spectrum redge lives on. I was totally going to ask that!
